trapped in the closet...chapter 1

he says "it might be saturday evening not sure what time it is these days..."
she says "not sure how long it's been we've been outta the game..."
he follows with "my crown is awol and can't remember when we last ate..."
she agrees "for sure...and the folks don't seem to get out much these days..."
he exclaims "and who's that little person who's taken over our place!!!"
she concurs "he yells and cries and stinks alot...and is chubby in the face..."
he warns "but we gotsa plan...it's just a matter of time...we gots this..."
she says "really umberto...you think you can get us outta this closet?"